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Cassette 1
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The Electricity in the Air Before a Good Siege
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Larping at the Blind Guardian Concert
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Orc Blade Plunged Deep Into Elvin Flesh
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Gollum Was a Crack Baby
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The Witch That Lives in the Trees
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The Water Temple Can Suck My Ass
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Crowdfunding to Buy Myself Chainmail
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Drawn and Quartered Varg Finally Dies
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Going for a Hike and Finding a Black Metal Promo Shoot
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Cursed Dagger of Lee-Hon-Tuc
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My Blade, My Honor, My Suffrage
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Thine Torch Igniting the Ceremonial Fireworks
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M'Lord Is Medieval for Daddy
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I Got Roasted by a Guy Wearing a Fedora at a Ren Fair
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Masturbating to the Elves in Skyrim
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Smallsword//Smallerdick
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Lack of Basic Hygiene Doesn't Make You a Viking
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Stabbing the Winner of Varg's Tabletop R.P.G.
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Calling Your Mother's Basement Your Dungeon
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Sexual Fantasy Involving an Orc and a Dwarf
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Frolicking Naked in the Trees Because You're a Wizard
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Frolicking Naked in the Trees Because You're a Wizard
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Ishan Before He Thought He Was in Dream Theater
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Mayhem: A Career Made on Two Corpses
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Bigsword//Mircoscopicpenis
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That Feel When Good Siege
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I Liked Harry Potter Better When He Was in Troll
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Using Black Magic to Get Myself a Date
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Leading the Charge
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Into the Mines of Moria
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I Live in a Hut in the Woods With Ildjarn
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I Can't Wait for the Lords of Noisecore to Put a Hit Out on Me
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Using Flash During a Black Metal Show to Ruin the Ambiance
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Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds
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I'm From Texas, I Don't Know What Winter Is
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You Smell Like an Mmo Player
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It's Not Caps Lock, It's Kvlt Lock, Dipshit!!!
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I Was Born in the Wrong Time, I Want to Lead a Crusade
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Leading a Medieval Campain to 711 for Mountain Dew
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Beating Up Nerds Outside of a Kamelot Concert
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Dungeon Synth, Trve Incel Music
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Graveland's Instagram Sharing Star Wars Memes
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Rob Darken Looks Like My Grandma
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Getting Lyrical Themes From Runescape
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Ildjarn Is a School Teacher
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Mortiis Looks Like a Digimon
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Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Fan
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The Trees Tell Me Many Things, Like Where to Score Pcp
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This Rock in the Forest Looks Like a Member of a Boston Punk Band
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Chainmail Protects Me From Blades, but Not Your Insults
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Bringing a Sword to a Punk Show to Scare Poseurs
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Dear Knight I Commend Thine Skullet
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Eating From Yee Olde Pizza Carte
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Forgotten Forest Path Leading to a Meth Lab
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Spell Book Containing a Couple of Spells
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Satan Is M'Lord
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Hanging Out With My Fellow Incels at the Iced Earth Concert
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Christopher Lee's Power Metal Band
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Drunkenly Slogging Around Demanding People Drink Your Potion
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My Dear, Sweet, Combat Alchemist
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The Power of the Full Moon Charging My Boner
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My Huge, Heathen, Maypole
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I Am a Wizard and My Magic Is Meth
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I Work at Medieval Times to Get Drunk on Mead
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Peasants Who Think Burzum Is Good
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Nobles That Know Ildjarn Is Truth
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Going From Punk to Pissing Cave Dweller
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True Crime Songs Are Fucking Stupid
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Faust From Emperor Is Free to Kill Again
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That Guy From Anal Cunt Neither Feared or Respected That Escalator
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Intro (Into the Pantheon of Friendship)
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My Friend Nick Is the Textbook Definition Gentile Giant and Is a Very Good Boy
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Joseph Is a Very Patient Person Who Writes Very Good Music
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My Friend Ryan, Beat Me for an Art Scholarship, Because He’s a Better Artist Than Me
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My Friend Libby, the Motorcycle Mom to All the Young Punks
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Danny From Austin Who Told Me I’m His P. White to His Billy Quizboy
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Danni Who Does Really Good Tattoos, Like the Mace on My Arm
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My Friend Life, Who Likes War Metal and Is Going to Beauty School
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My Friend Blake Who Once Demanded I Stop in a Town Called Cumming
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My Friend Wad Who Once Helped Me Make Knifechucks
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Texas Mike, Who Doesn’t Live in Texas, but Loudly Tells Me He Loves Me
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I Have a Friend Named Liam Who Makes Black Metal and People Call Him Piss
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My Friend Erica Who Makes Really Cool Art and Screams a Lot
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My Friend Alican Who Is the Smartest Idiot I Know
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My Friend Emma, Who Is Going to Make a Pornogrind Band About Killing Incels
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My Friend Lauren, a Smolbean Who Shreds the Bass
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My Friend Hodge, Who Plays Drums Very Good and Very Calmly
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Reese, or Ross, Who Plays Scape and Fronts a Death Metal Band
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My Friend Donovan Is a Gear Encyclopedia and a Very Good Boy
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My Friend Kimberly, Noisecore Queen
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Dunny, the Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Man Who Is Very Handsome
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My Friend Joose Who Is Really Funny
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Slade, a Very, Very Nice Boy Who Plays Powerviolence
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Todd, Another, Very, Very Nice Boy Who Plays Powerviolence
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Allin Who Left America to Study Something They Really Enjoy Writes Really Cool Music
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My Friend Derik Is a Hobbit and a Good Boy
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My Friend Larry, a Part Time Weeb, Full Time Small Business Owner
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My Friend Gus Who Is Way Tougher Than I Will Ever Be
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My Friend Hannah Costillo Who Takes Pictures Really Good
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My Friends Ian, Olivia, Jordan and Gabe Are All Very Nice and Have a Great Band Named Warm Bodies
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My Friend Billy Who Is My Twin and Has a Really Good Band Named Bib
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Rocha, Who Makes Scary Music but Has a Heart of Gold
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Uncle Rob, Who Is an Absolute Treasure
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I Have a Friend Named Taylor Vinson Who Is Really Funny, but Ate at a Texas in n Out
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My Friend Caroline Is the Reason I’m in This Stupid Shit and Alive
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Jake Garlick, He Plays Nasty Guitar Really Good and He Can Skate
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Simon Who Watches Very Well Made Movies and Plays Drums Very Well
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My Friend Erica Salazar Who I Miss but I’m Hoping Is Doing Well in Seattle
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My Friend Savannah Has a Cool Job Working for People Who Book Cool Shows
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My Friend Jackson “burnout” Boyd and I Once Went on a Goregrind Date
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Andy, Sometimes Billy, Is a Hurricane and a Good Boy
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My Friend Parker Puts Themselves Down a Lot Despite How Talented They Are
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My Friend Carroll, the Lone Cowpunk and a Good Fishing Guide
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My Friend Sam Claims She’s Very Jarring but Is a Very Nice Person
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Outro (The Gates of Friendship)
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Thieves of Sunshine (Lethal Enforcers of the Night)
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Suicide Involving a Noose Made of Piano Wire, Gorilla Gluing My Hands to Head and Yelling How Fucking Mad I Am
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| 118 |
Fucking Weeb Scum Who Blast Nsbm Nightcore Covers While Spanking It to Hentai
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How Do You Like My Carcass Rip-Off Art for My Gorenoise EP?
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| 120 |
Andre Chicatilo Was a Sick Fuck Who Ate His Victim’s Genitals
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Alferd Packer Is Having a Schpadoinkle Day in Hell for Eating 5 of His Companions in the Mountains
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I Sure Do Love Roadside Barbeque in Texas, Especially When Its Made Out of People
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Trying to Make Zombie Sex Slaves by Drilling Into Their Brains
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Cannibal Corpse Subliminally Convinced Me to Eat My Friend’s Brain, It Wasn’t as Good as They Said It Would
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William, I Have but One Setting and It Is Go
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I’m Going to Dig Up John Lennon’s Abuser Corpse and Show It the Abuse It Deserves
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Bring John Lennon Back to Life So I Can Kill Him Again
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| 128 |
What Rich People Google: How Many Pounds of Truffle Can I Fit Into My Ass
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| 129 |
Yesterday When I Was in the Shower, I Cupped My Hands, and Peed Into Them. I Sat There Holding 8 Ounces of My Own Pee
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I Looked at It, Felt Its Warmth, and Then Unclasped My Hands as I Watch the Golden Liquid Flow Down the Drain
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I Thought What If... What If I Would Have Drank That Pee?
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Gold Is the Colour of Gold but Also "Pee Pee"
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Six Dudes Hanging Around a Car With the Hood Up... Ain’t Nothin’ Better
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Ah... A Nice Glass of Piss
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Aw, Pikachu Shat on the Carpet Again!
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| 136 |
Can't Wait for the Future and Mail Order Lsd
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Need to Make Some Quick $$$... If You Are Interested in Purchasing an Old Wall in China Hmu
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Youtube Channel That Only Uploads Off-Brand Battery Reviews
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Sorry Tim Heidecker but It's Time for the Real King of Comedy to Take Back the Throne... Jeff Foxworthy!!!!
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Tim Heidecker Vs Me, Trapped in a Restaurants Kitchen While a Grease Fire Burns Out of Control
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Tim Heidecker: Your Days Are Numbered, My Man!
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3 Hour Ted Talk Hosted by Yours Truly Where I Just Make Mouth Noises
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Drawing Dicks in the Ups Signature Field
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I Think Jethro Tull Would Be Interesting Opponents in a Fight
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Petition: Replace the Faces of Those Guys on Mt Rushmore With the Freebird Lyrics
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| 146 |
I Smoked the Government Weed and I Can’t Sleep, I Can’t Stop Thinking About Mars!
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100 Likes and I Will Get a Crucified Skinhead Tattoo
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| 148 |
A Video Game Where You Play as Steve Buscemi
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Taco Bell Sponsorship
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Larry David Sex Tape
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Crucified Skinhead but It's Gumby
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Mark Zuckerberg Has a Controlling Share in Youth Attack Records
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Who Up I Got a Box of Dr Pepper
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Had a Dream I Met an Nfl Player and I Begged Him to Kill Me
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I Miss Texas and I Miss Sweet Tea
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Adam Sandler but With a British Accent
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Spiderman’s Balls
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Cowboy God Has Made a Decision... Pineapple Must Remain on Pizza
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Take It Easy by the Eagles
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Repent You Sinners and Become Cowboy
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God Is Returning in Half of an Hour... Cowboy God
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I'd Like to Have a Cage Match With Alton Brown
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Double Click Here to See Magic
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Just Walked Up to Cale Weir in Public, He Was High and Listening to Tiger Army
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Ask Me About Burst Pipes
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Mass Sterilization Caused by Poopoo and Peepee
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My Idea of Heaven Would Be Listening to Country and Western Music With My Gpa Forevr
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Subway Sandwiches Buffet
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A Pizza Place Run by Skinheads
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I’m Gonna Kick Your Ass (I’m Lifting Weights as I Post This)
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Martial Artists Breaking Planks but the Planks Are Replaced With Casio Keyboards
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A Cap With a Hole for People to Show Off Their Bald Spots
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All Bald People Are Skinheads
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I Wonder What Pisspiggranddad Is Doing Right Now
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A Vegetable Called Jetpack
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Has Anyone Made Pillows That Look Like Butts Yet
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Two Nude Musclebound Men Chasing Each Other Around a Junkyard Shooting Each Other With Dollar Store Water Guns
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I Need to Clone Myself Five Times So I Can Fulfil My Dream of Owning and Operating a Chain of 6 24/7 Gas Stations
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Pumping Iron to the Sopranos Theme Song
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I Am Hungover and I Am Fucking Manic
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Last Night I Got Banned From Metro (The Supermarket) For Opening and Eating Three Cans of Cold Staggs Chili in the Store
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If I Shit My Pants Would My Boss Let Me Go Home Early
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Last Night God Came to Me in the Form of Liam and He Said “wanan Maybe Hanmg Out”
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Tom Cruise Is the Shadow President and a Member of the Deep State
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Welcome to My Shop Where I Sell Fresh Sweet Corn and New Video Game Releases
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“cro Mags Full Album” Tatted Across My Stomach a La “thug Life”
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Nike Sneakers in Camo Making Me Really Horny
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Woke Up With the Fresh Smell of a Hoagie Near by and a Morning Has Never Been So Complete for Me
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I Just Wanna Noodle Catfish and Shit in an Outhouse
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Gonna Open Up an Eyebrow Place Called “the Big Lebrowski”
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Who Else Is Soaked and Sitting in a Leather Chair at Work
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9/11 Truther in the Streets, Infowarrior in the Sheets
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Bust Three Nuts Today: Two for the Towers, One for the Pentagon
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This Divine Blade Gifted to Me From the Goddess, Liliana, Will Protect My Virginity at All Costs
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That Guy From Anal Cunt Neither Feared or Respected That Escalator
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The Harsh Stench of Mountain Dew on the Incel’s Breath
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I Can't Wait for Jerkbooth to Make Fun of Me Again
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Billy From Omaha Is a Very Good Boy
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Waylen Jennings Is Better Than Any of Your Dumb Ass N.Y.H.C. Clone Bands
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I Had to Find a Virgin to Sacrifice, So at the Stroke of Midnight I Raided the Local Gamestop
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I Don’t Know If This Morning’s Taco Bell Diarrhea Sounded More Like Carcass or Impetigo Vocals
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Spay or Neuter Your Retro-Thrasher Today
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Dream Theater Concert, aka Incel Pride 2018
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Twister Is the Best Movie Ever Written, If You Disagree You’re Fucking Stupid
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Brogaze Played by the Chillest of Brogazers
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That Time I Convinced Some Bros That A.C.A.B. Means a Chill Ass Bro
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Claiming Your Identity Is Asexual When You’re Just an Incel
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Remember When You Said Punk Would Be Great Again Under Trump? You Lied to Me.
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The Deep and Eldritch Sorcery That Will Befall You If You Dare Call Me Fag Again
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Only the Trvest of Satanists Set Up Their Dungeons in Their Mom’s Garage
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I’m Just an Ugly Homo (Who Plays in a Noisecore Band)
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Glen Benton Pussied Out of Killing Himself
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I’d Rather Listen to Dream Theater Than Another Band That Sounds Like Fucking Gag
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Using Arcane Necromancy to Revive Cliff Burton to Finally Solve the Lars Problem
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The Hardest Part of Being a Dungeon Synth Fan Was Telling My Parents That I’m a Gay Goblin
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Antichrist Kramer Is Going to Fight Neckbeard Deathcamp
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I Showed You My Youth Attack Collection, Please Respond
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My Friend Bald Larry Plays D & D, Listens to Power Metal and Still Goes on More Dates Than Me
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My First Band, Fxcxpx, Was an Abomination Before God and a Failure
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The Beautiful, Cold Winter Night That Froze My Balls Off and Made Me a Eunuch
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Magic the Gathering of the Juggalos
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Satan Is M’Lord Ii: Daddy Krampus
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I Liked Dave Mustaine Better When He Was on Heroin
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I Will Die Upon the True Altars of Madness, Cici’s Pizza, as My Body Dissolves From the Grease
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Chanting “make Him Cum” During the Witching Hour Only Summoned a Cop to Issue Us a Noise Complaint
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Long Sleeved, Four Sided Dream Theater Awake Shirt to Attract All the Prog Babes
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Razorbumps Is Playing Cochella; Thats the Joke
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I'm Glad Denton Free Jazz Musicicans Fucking Hate Me Now
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If I Wanted to Watch Some Dude Jerk It for 20 Minutes I'd Use Chatroulette Instead of Going to the Skronk Show
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I'm Glad Jesus Chris & The Beatles Broke Up
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Cleric Got Sponsored by Hair Care Products
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Oh God Fucking Dammit Not Another Band With Parker Lawson in It
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Flat Earth Guy Is the True Hero of North Texas
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Creeping Death Will Never Be a Real Death Metal Band Until They Cover Good Sepultura
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Burning an Anal Cunt Tape Upon the Altar of Homosexuality as an Offering to the Lords of Noisecore
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Infernal Legions of Mordor Is Cancelled!!!
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[untitled]
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MetaBrainz Foundation